Sunday, May 28, 2006

More Humorous Catholic Haiku

The Ironic Catholic haiku contest continues.

What, you say it can't be done? From Envoy Online: numerous humorous Catholic haiku from a contest years ago. Laugh at what amuses you, ignore what doesn't. My favorites:

Red, Red, Wine

I believe deeply
that Jesus, when at Cana,
did not make white zin

--Jim Moore


New Tricks for Old Dogmas

Anathema, sit!
I told my little, brown pooch.
He did. Good doggie

--Patrick Madrid


Catholic ABCs

CCD, DRE
KoC, NCCB
O I M D Z

--Paul Thigpen

Be inspired! Contest is still running until June 12: information here!

--I.C.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ev'ry Catholic Knows
Rhythm is most important
Humanae Vitae

Tim said...

Where to genuflect
In this modern church? Can't find
The Tabernacle

tim(at)gigocorp(dot)com

Bruce said...

That gives me an idea, Tim. I grew up through Vatican II in the 60's:

Dylan in Folk Mass
Next week Blind Faith can't obscure
Presence of the Lord.

Tim said...

Young tot evades Mom
Strips bare from pew to altar
Must be named Francis

tim(at)gigocorp(dot)com

Tim said...

The parking lot rush
Begins well before the priest
Says Mass is ended

tim(at)gigocorp(dot)com

A Holy Fool said...

Sing "Alleluiah!"
During Father's homily,
Head on Mommy's lap!