If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
ic,The Soap of Choice in the Restrooms at Joel Osteen's "Church"
Absolve with Wash-AwayNo penances required!
St. Florian Church, looking to increase the number of parishioners participating in confession, takes a cue from the local fast food restaurant by offering Wash Away Your Sins soap as a premium for each confession.St. Florian's pastor, Father Lucius, said the soap is "a great tie-in for the cleansing power of confession and when they use it they can appreciate the showering of grace the Lord provides."(It might help to know that St. Florian is the patron saint of soap-boilers.)And speaking of soap, I found this while searching for a patron saint of cleanliness. I'm sure it would be more funny if I'd read the Summa Theologica (or was really smart) but still...
1. And now--simulate the pains of penance with the 100% pure lye version!2. The soap which means never having to say you're sorry.p.s. Tim, that's brilliant stuff you found! I'm going to post it tomorrow; thanks!
For avarice, sloth, or lustSin-B-Gone's a must!
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