Thursday, August 17, 2006

Caption Contest #2

(Hat tip to American Papist.)

Caption away in the comment box.


axegrinder said...


The Soap of Choice in the Restrooms at Joel Osteen's "Church"

Ray from MN said...

Absolve with Wash-Away
No penances required!

Tim said...

St. Florian Church, looking to increase the number of parishioners participating in confession, takes a cue from the local fast food restaurant by offering Wash Away Your Sins soap as a premium for each confession.

St. Florian's pastor, Father Lucius, said the soap is "a great tie-in for the cleansing power of confession and when they use it they can appreciate the showering of grace the Lord provides."

(It might help to know that St. Florian is the patron saint of soap-boilers.)

And speaking of soap, I found this while searching for a patron saint of cleanliness. I'm sure it would be more funny if I'd read the Summa Theologica (or was really smart) but still...

The Ironic Catholic said...

1. And now--simulate the pains of penance with the 100% pure lye version!

2. The soap which means never having to say you're sorry.

p.s. Tim, that's brilliant stuff you found! I'm going to post it tomorrow; thanks!

Johanna Holmes said...

For avarice, sloth, or lust
Sin-B-Gone's a must!