Wednesday, August 30, 2006

"Feeling Ugly? God Thinks You Are To-Die-For!"

With that ... honest-to-goodness-it-was-on-a-Church-sign insight ... I introduce Crummy Church Signs to the sidebar.

Look at the archive under the Hall of Shame and The Trophy Room for other ... insights ... with ironic commentary... such as:

"Jesus turned water into wine, but He can't turn whining into anything."
--So would you quit coming to Him with all your problems, already?! Sheesh!

"God forgives sincere confession."
--He prefers the insincere ones, but He is willing to make exceptions.

"God is good without the extra 'o'"
--And Satan is Stan without the extra 'a'.

“God has a big eraser.”
…to rub you out when you sin, sucka!! (…or, to rub away your sins. This sign isn’t really specific.)

"Jesus is coming and boy is He mad!"
--Jesus is mad, this I know. For the Bible tells me so.
Little ones make him insane. When He comes, He'll bring the pain.
Yes, Jesus is mad.
Yes, Jesus is mad.
Yes, Jesus is mad.
The Bible tells me so.


Really, go see the rest and try not to laugh until you cry. Especially on slower days when I'm (gasp) working...school starts today....

--I.C.

1 comment:

Ray from MN said...

"God is good without the extra 'o'"
--And Satan is Stan without the extra 'a'. [GR]

That being a good Polish name, I'm not sure I'm happy about that.


Welcome back to the working world, I.C.

Question O' The Day: Since there seems to be the letter "q" in every one of the word verification tests, why don't they just use "q" and "g" variations for their trials.