If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"I'll take a case of God and...um...has your shipment of Sweet Jesus come in yet? Good, I'll take a case of that, too. By the way, have you ever noticed that your Diet Jesus tastes just like that Lucifer stuff. Yup, all watered down and stale. Give me Sweet Jesus anyday, that's my energy drink!"I think I might have to make a logo for Sweet Jesus Energy Drink. Is that sacreligious?
Tim--probably. :)"You know mixing that stuff gives you a wicked headache."
"God, goes great with with immaculate confections""Satan, goes down rough, and you just keep going down."
Lucifer, you can drink a whole case of two liter bottles in one sitting and still be thirsty, but one sip of God is enough to satisfy even the most stubborn thirst.
Lucifer can finally claim he is better than God.
It's a pity that Limbo Cola has just been pulled from the market.
Lucifer: My bottle is bigger than your can.Jesus: I can break your bottle!
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