If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats
Does AAA consider divine justice an "act of God"?
You know, I haven't bothered to ask if my entries count, considering that I'm protestant and all that.
Gregory--do I have a sign that says "Thou Shalt Not Comment Here"? Noooooo. Don't see it anywhere. ;)Comment away! (That includes our Protestant readers John and Joel as well, and anyone else who wants to smile at the absurdity of how we practice Christianity sometimes)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's parking space.On the other hand ... The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He prepares a parking space for me just before my enemy would like to pull into it.
...continuing my comment above...I forgot Jason and Randall. Goodness, we're the World Council of Churches around here. :)
Extra commandments were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to the pastor's creative teachings at the Church of the Holy Mackerel.
Where, exactly, did you say they towed my car?!?!?!?
The Lord parketh, the Lord driveth away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
thou shalt not park here, nor there, nor anywhere, thou shalt not park here, sam i am.(best i can do. first time commenter/long time reader :)
The 11th Carmandment
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