Monday, October 30, 2006

Caption Contest #7


Caption away, friends.

Update: We have a winner! (from many worthy entries)

"The 11th Carmandment"
--from Christine at Confessions of a Hot Carmel Sundae

11 comments:

Brother Maynard said...

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

Gregory said...

Does AAA consider divine justice an "act of God"?

Gregory said...

You know, I haven't bothered to ask if my entries count, considering that I'm protestant and all that.

The Ironic Catholic said...

Gregory--do I have a sign that says "Thou Shalt Not Comment Here"?

Noooooo. Don't see it anywhere. ;)

Comment away! (That includes our Protestant readers John and Joel as well, and anyone else who wants to smile at the absurdity of how we practice Christianity sometimes)

Jonathan Potter said...

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's parking space.

On the other hand ... The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He prepares a parking space for me just before my enemy would like to pull into it.

The Ironic Catholic said...

...continuing my comment above...

I forgot Jason and Randall. Goodness, we're the World Council of Churches around here. :)

Tim said...

Extra commandments were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to the pastor's creative teachings at the Church of the Holy Mackerel.

Tony said...

Where, exactly, did you say they towed my car?!?!?!?

John said...

The Lord parketh, the Lord driveth away; blessed be the name of the Lord.

~m2~ said...

thou shalt not park here, nor there, nor anywhere, thou shalt not park here, sam i am.

(best i can do. first time commenter/long time reader :)

Christina Martin said...

The 11th Carmandment