If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"Look, honey! It's the Head of the Church!"
Nearby, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold commandTell that its sculptor well those passions readAnd on the wall these words appear:"My name is Ironic, Queen of Humorists:Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Mulch-Head, god of the Leaf People, pokes his head up from the Sacred Flower Bed of Eternal Repose to address his congregated disciples.
I thought only my foster Father was supposed to be buried in the garden. They must REALLY want to sell this house!
Jesus attempts to catechize the faithful with mixed results!Jesus: "Okay, let me try to explain it one more time with a visual aid. I'm the "Head" of the Church. See, like this.You, the faithful, make up my body. Get it?What? No, nobody gets to be the bellybutton! It's an analogy! Oh, boy, this is gonna take longer than I thought."
"I thought John The Baptist's head was delivered on a platter not a flower bed!"
These are hilarious. Keep them coming!
Oh, thure. Thtick my head in a flower bead during allergy theathon. Gee... thankth... a-chew!
And they will say, "Lord, when did we see you buried in a flower bed and dig you out . . .?"
And they will say, "Lord, when did we see you buried in a flower bed and dig you out . . .?"Yup, I concede defeat. :)
Even though I lost, those happen to be some of the best entries in one of these "caption contests" on ANY blog. Lot of creative winners. Mine was plagiarism!
Ray, I agree. Pretty funny, esp as I wasn't sure how this picture would work....
I'm honored! IC, you might want to pull out the hyperlink on the other page, it goes to one of those random held-for-advertising domains. (Mine is homeschoolblogger.com/greencastle -- almost the same. Sneaky advertisers, preying on innocent typos.)
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