If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"Santa, please, I beg you, don't give me this. I'll take the fruitcake instead."
Would go great with my Pope on a Rope.Jesus said "Be clean."Cleanliness is next to godliness, but this is rediculous.
IC,If Jesus is on a rope around your neck, how does he wash your feet?Jason Kranzusch
And this isn't insulting how?Dean
Why have sanctifying grace when you can have Jesus soap on a rope?
um...I have no caption, but why on earth is Jesus BUBBLEGUM scented???This is one of the strangest things I've ever seen.
"For the same price you get 50% more soap when you buy 'Happy Buddha On A Rope' and you gain the extra grace of not damning yourself to Hell in the process!" Excerpted product review from National Cleansing Reporter (the other other NCR).
It's the alternative to the 'millstone around the neck', for those who merely lead the little ones into deep tackiness.
So now that I'm doing a Christmas series you go and start doing my job for me?Are you trying to steal my purpose in life?
Gregory--it's a brutal blogosphere out there.Sorry...I was thinking of what to blog and too tired to write, so I found this and went "Ugh! ...and Aha!"Everyone else, for more of this quality ... stuff ... Gregory is responsible for skewering it at Kinda Kitschy. Go check it out on the sidebar (Informative and Ironic Links).
P: Asperges me C: Domine, hyssopo, et mundabor: lavabis me, et super nivem dealbabor. That's all I got.
Don't drop the soap, or Jesus might smite thee.
I know you've picked a winner, but here are a couple: "Look Ma, no more tears." and "Guaranteed to float on water (in smaller print:walking on water not implied)."
I got Jesus right where I want him - in my armpit! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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