Thursday, December 21, 2006

Caption Contest #9

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have winners! Both from Jeff:
Cleanliness is next to godliness, but this is ridiculous.

Jesus said, "Be clean."

15 comments:

The Ironic Catholic said...

"Santa, please, I beg you, don't give me this. I'll take the fruitcake instead."

Jeff said...

Would go great with my Pope on a Rope.

Jesus said "Be clean."

Cleanliness is next to godliness, but this is rediculous.

axegrinder said...

IC,

If Jesus is on a rope around your neck, how does he wash your feet?

Jason Kranzusch

Anonymous said...

And this isn't insulting how?
Dean

Melody said...

Why have sanctifying grace when you can have Jesus soap on a rope?

Christine said...

um...I have no caption, but why on earth is Jesus BUBBLEGUM scented???

This is one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

Tim said...

"For the same price you get 50% more soap when you buy 'Happy Buddha On A Rope' and you gain the extra grace of not damning yourself to Hell in the process!" Excerpted product review from National Cleansing Reporter (the other other NCR).

Jennifer said...

It's the alternative to the 'millstone around the neck', for those who merely lead the little ones into deep tackiness.

Gregory said...

So now that I'm doing a Christmas series you go and start doing my job for me?

Are you trying to steal my purpose in life?

The Ironic Catholic said...

Gregory--it's a brutal blogosphere out there.

Sorry...I was thinking of what to blog and too tired to write, so I found this and went "Ugh! ...and Aha!"

Everyone else, for more of this quality ... stuff ... Gregory is responsible for skewering it at Kinda Kitschy. Go check it out on the sidebar (Informative and Ironic Links).

Ma Beck said...

P: Asperges me C: Domine, hyssopo, et mundabor: lavabis me, et super
nivem dealbabor.

That's all I got.

Gregory said...

Don't drop the soap, or Jesus might smite thee.

leonora afuyog said...

I know you've picked a winner, but here are a couple: "Look Ma, no more tears." and "Guaranteed to float on water (in smaller print:walking on water not implied)."

sipmac said...

Egad!

Histor the Wise said...

I got Jesus right where I want him - in my armpit! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!