Monday, January 08, 2007

Caption Contest #10

Source.

I know, it's a little dated. Caption away!

UPDATE: We have a winner (two, actually):

Tim from Lapped Catholic: In a bid to expand their business, electronic voting machine manufacturer, Diebold, test their new "Confessionator 2000", a modified voting machine that allows church goers to confess their sins using checklists and to recieve their penance automatically without the assistance of a priest....


Allen from It Came From Allen's Brain!:
Jesus: "You're voting for WHOM? Ha-ha-ha!"


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doctrinal Development at the ECUSA.

Tim said...

In a bid to expand their business, electronic voting machine manufacturer, Diebold, test their new "Confessionator 2000", a modified voting machine that allows church goers to confess their sins using checklists and to recieve their penance automatically without the assistance of a priest.

Diebold spokesperson, Charles Wiley, admits it will be tough to sell the C2000 into the Roman Catholic church, but revealed they already have a number of large pre-orders from unnamed "Catholic" lay organizations and Protestant mega-churches.

Trubador said...

At first, I thought that was a picture of Bob Marley on the wall. Going with that initial impression (even though I now realize I was wrong):

"You shot the Sheriff,
But you did not shoot the Deputy?
You shot the Sheriff,
And got convicted with a felony?

That's okay... go right ahead
and vote here anyway.
If you're a Democrat,
come right this way."

~m2~ said...

no witty caption, but are they placques for supporting the local baseball teams on the cross?

is that why Jesus is laughing?

oy.

leonora afuyog said...

LOL. I thought that was Bob Marley too.

Allen said...

Jesus: "You're voting for whom? Ha-ha-ha!"