Monday, January 01, 2007

The Ironic Catholic's Failproof, Stress-Free New Year Resolutions

Still stressed out from the Christmas holiday? Introducing: Stress-Free, Failproof Blogging Resolutions for the Rest of Us! Feel free to make them your own.



  1. I will post something humorous, and no one will laugh.
  2. I will skip a day of posting with no explanation at all.
  3. I will royally mess up the template at least twice.
  4. I will lust after TypePad.
  5. I will use words that make people go "huh?" (like, um, midrash)
  6. I will go a little crazy with the font color function.
  7. I will spend far more time than I care to admit trying to size a picture on this blog.
  8. I will look at someone else's spectacular post and think "Gee, I wish I'd thought of that" at least ten times. Weekly.

Ahhhh. Resolutions we all can keep. My self-esteem is increasing already.

Happy New Year! and...Happy Feast of Mary, The Mother of God!
Heck, Happy World Day of Peace as well! (Kind of a loaded day, don't you think?)

--I.C.

7 comments:

Ray from MN said...

Happy New Year, I.C.!

I finally did look up "Midrash." I'm not sure that I will have many opportunities to us it in a sentence, though.

But I feel better for it.

The Ironic Catholic said...

And feeling good is what it is all about, Ray! ;)

Happy New Year to you too.

Athanasius contra mundo said...

Happy New Year! Those sound like my kind of New Year's Resolutions.
Midrash is just a fun word to say.

Jeff Miller said...

I think you will have a problem with number one.

Melody said...

I'm agreed with Jeff. Are you sure no one will laugh?

I feel all happy for remembering what "midrash" is. *dances*

The Ironic Catholic said...

Jeff, Melody, thanks for the compliment. But trust me.

Athanasius:
midrash midrash midrash midrash

Talmud is kinda fun too, but not as much.

angelmeg said...

midrash potatoes,

those are the kind with spices in them right?