Thursday, February 01, 2007
IPod Be With Me, IPod Within Me, IPod Behind Me
Axegrinder, in obvious new ownership glee, has written a parody ditty to the Almighty IPod based on St. Patrick's Breastplate prayer.
Against all foolish conversation,
Against all inanity,
Against all idiot machinations,
Please protect my sanity.
Against morons in coffee houses,
The nagging wife, the gadabout,
Who're never quiet as the mouses,
Please, iPod, please, drown them out.
Music be with me, Music within me,
Music behind me, Music before me,
Music beside me, Music to win me,
Music to comfort and restore me.
Music beneath me, Music above me,
Music from albums, Music from podcasts,
Music in ears of all that love me,
Music as long as the battery lasts.
You can see the whole piece here. Enjoy the music, Jason.
p.s. This does remind me of one of the more amusing visual outtakes on the IPod phenomenon... here.