"Sodomy and Sausages"...
contributed by Eve, of A Catholic in Steinbach!
Judges: Alliteration, meter, complete ridiculousness; what's not to love?
Some runners-up (although I must admit they were ALL quite good):
- Julie's "Macaroni and Sleaze" (Don't give the ad execs at Kraft any ideas, Julie)
- Rufus of Korrektiv's "Masturbation and Marmalade" (The contrast between depravity and wholesome berry goodness has a certain Korrektiv flair)
- Christopher's "Bestiality and Bacon" (Catechist: "See, folks, we CONSUME the animals, like this fine bacon here..." )
OK, I think the contest and ensuring commentary just moved this website into PG-13 territory. We'll switch back into family friendly territory Monday. But I hope the contest made you laugh.
p.s. Julie, give me your website if you want the link. We have a few Julies around these parts!