Caption away in the midrash box.
p.s. This is not photoshopped, folks. Check out the story at Ship of Fools.
UPDATE: We have winners!
"What was that Los Angeles address again?" -- Ray from Stella Borealis
The Capital Campaign is expected to float a trial balloon after each mass. All interested parishoners are invited to attend. -- DMinor at The Minor Premise
"Welcome to the Church of St.Joseph of Cupertino" -- Gabriel