Thursday, March 08, 2007

Caption Contest #15

Caption away in the midrash box.
p.s. This is not photoshopped, folks. Check out the story at Ship of Fools.

UPDATE: We have winners!

"What was that Los Angeles address again?" -- Ray from Stella Borealis

The Capital Campaign is expected to float a trial balloon after each mass. All interested parishoners are invited to attend. -- DMinor at The Minor Premise

"Welcome to the Church of St.Joseph of Cupertino" -- Gabriel

20 comments:

Patsy said...

We have lifted them up to the Lord...

Patsy said...

"We didn't know if we were in Heaven or on earth."

K8 said...

A faster way to get to heaven - Church on hot air balloon!

Gabriel said...

'Welcome to the Church of St.Joseph of Cupertino'

Mac McLernon said...

You will see the heavenly Jerusalem, coming from the clouds, like a bride adorned to meet her husband...

(or something like that... I can't be bothered to check the ref right now!!)

PraiseDivineMercy said...

And here I though only a true schizophrenic could think to live in a castle in the sky...

anna said...

"You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains..."

Anonymous said...

The end is only getting nearer. Be the first on your block to own our Rapture 2007 End Times Compliant Church Building. Shown here with the optional Lightbulb-of-the-World Evangelization Unit. As you are wisked into the clouds, your unsaved friends float safely along beside you, witnessing the apocalypse while you witness to them. Call now to order, before it's too late!

Paul Cat said...

dang everyone took my ideas....

Jeff Miller said...

I always wondered about the distinction between High Mass and Low Mass.

How to tell if your homeletical skills are mosts got air.

Trubador said...

"And I saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband; and I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, "Behold, the dwelling of God is with men. He will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself will be with them." ~ Revelation 21:3-4

RobK said...

Architecture that is more than functional - it uplifts.

DMinor said...

The Capital Campaign is expected to float a trial balloon after each mass. All interested parishoners are invited to attend.

Ray from MN said...

"What was that Los Angeles address again?"

Gregory said...

The Church decided to put on a show for the kiddies by floating in the bouncy room for the annual St. Bartholomew's Church Carnival.

Patsy said...

Mass: An uplifting experience.

Paul Cat said...

"Who are these that fly along like clouds, like doves to their nests?" Isa 60:8

But really it is just a publicity stunt courtesy of the "Left Behind" book series.

KaleJ said...

Father's sermon went on and on. But mostly it was just hot air.

Theocoid said...

Ship of fools, blimp of idiots.

Ray from MN said...

...and I would also like to thank my 11th grade English teacher, Sister Lawrence who. . . ."