Caption away in the midrash box.
UPDATE! We have winners! (Good entries, all!)
Tim of Lapped Catholic: The little known schismatic Tibetan Catholic Church presents it's newest leader, Dalai Pope XV to the American public. A blending of Buddism and Catholicism the TCC, upon the death of the Dalai Pope, institutes a search for the Dalai Pope's reincarnation, usually a small child.
Sanctus Belle of Our Lady's Tears: "...Mommy, where's the pope-mobile? Can we make it go fast again, paleeese?"