Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Truth Is Stranger #42: Knowledge Puffeth Up, But Love Buildeth Up

But did I really need knowledge that THIS exists? And what did they puffeth up oversized bicycle pump?

The scripture isn't "The stone which the builders rejected has become a vinyl inflatable squishy thingy."

Oh yes, you can get one here.


angelmeg said...

No, They fill it with the hot air from the sermons silly.

Sanctus Belle said...

Who on earth thought this one up? Let alone develop and manufacture it...I'm speechless

Innocent said...

Well, the poor couples who get married in this contraption are denied even nostalgic re-visits to the church building on their later anniversaries.

(Not to mention the other obvious problems like how to consecrate the building, how to embed the relic of the saint into the altar etc., etc.)

The Ironic Catholic said...

Yes, Innocent, but they can set it up again for special occasions in their backyard.

CMinor said...

Actually, I can think of some preachers for whom a "deflate & go" church would be really handy!

Cathy_of_Alex said...

I don't even want to hear the collective whoppee cushion sound of everyone sitting down.