If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Well, when you "worship" in a shopping strip store building, you kinda havta expect a cheesy monster atop your "church". Apparently, Godzilla was going to have Faith Church as the Sunday Nite Special--yumm... delicious.
Wow. I've heard of handling snakes, but I don't think Christ ever mentioned protection from handling bipedal prehistoric reptilians. Where in Appalachia was this taken?
At least it's not red and seven-headed!
Faith Church: John's revelation doesn't even come close.
I didn't know that the Beast was green and plastic....
We could already receuit King Kong--he IS a major Primate! (I'm a Presby, don't really know what it means in the Church, but the image of a cassock-clad ape swinging from the chandalier CAN'T be right.)
"History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men . . . ."
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