If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
What a priest says right before he passes out the final exam in Theology 101: "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do."
As you can see, I'm holding up an invisible tiger....
Oh Lord, I am but a blank slate before you.
OrLord inscribe your word on my heart, just don't squeak the chalk.
if it is possible, let me be on the next Colbert Report with the Decemberists...(did anybody actually *get* that?)
Holy Mother of God! An image of Our Lady has appeared upon the ceiling tile! Someone call SpiritDaily.
Deo gratias, the semester is almost over!
They get it! They FINALLY get it!
The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!!Catch it!
God, I know I am a horrible sinner but what did I do to diserve a room full of Jesuit Scolastics for the last 3 semesters?
I can't wash my hands of this with the holy water from THAT font! (previous photo...)So I'm praying for rain....
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