Monday, May 21, 2007

(Less Than) Helpful Hints For Being More Like Jesus

Thomas a Kempis' The Imitation of Christ didn't dare to go here....

Three examples:

  • Learn to walk on water (This is especially helpful when you’re golfing and the ball lands in the water hazard.)
  • Feed 5,000+ people with a Happy Meal. Then, prepare to either be sued by McDonald's or be asked to be in their next TV ad.
  • Pay a bill entirely with money taken from the mouths of fish you've caught.
See the rest of it here at It Came From Allen's Brain, a Christian Humor-Blogs stalwart.
Update! (Less Than) Helpful Hints For Being Like Moses!

Second update! KaleJ at Unmuted Mumblings has some great additions.
My favorite:
  • Find a friend who betrayed you and get him to watch your sheep for the weekend.
(I think that works best in the Dakotas or something.)

FYI, Humor-Blogs is on the sidebar at left. That particular list is of blogs rated PG-13 or milder, for the pure of heart.

7 comments:

Paul Cat said...

Don't forget: Turn water into wine at the next wedding you attend.

The Ironic Catholic said...

Paul--Allen went there.... :)

Allen said...

Thanks for the linky!
I added a "be like Moses" list, but it's not nearly as funny, I think.

Paul Cat said...

Ohhh.....my bad! That's what happens when you read too quickly and miss the link.

KaleJ said...

HEY! I was nice enough to refrain from directing the sheep comment at Montana's and then you level it at my home state

The Ironic Catholic said...

Oops. Sorry, KaleJ...I didn't know!

There's a few sheep around in MN too. :)

The Ironic Catholic said...

Or as some would say...MN has all the goats....