- Learn to walk on water (This is especially helpful when you’re golfing and the ball lands in the water hazard.)
- Feed 5,000+ people with a Happy Meal. Then, prepare to either be sued by McDonald's or be asked to be in their next TV ad.
- Pay a bill entirely with money taken from the mouths of fish you've caught.
Update! (Less Than) Helpful Hints For Being Like Moses!
Second update! KaleJ at Unmuted Mumblings has some great additions.
- Find a friend who betrayed you and get him to watch your sheep for the weekend.
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