If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
The first one is wildly inaccurate, but the wittiest by far. Chose it.
Well, thanks.But really, that set-up can work in so many ways:Like Mother Teresa, without the humility, love, patience, and general sanctity.Like Angelina Jolie, without the beauty, fame, acting talent, and Brad Pitt.Like Augustine, without the conversion. Oh, wait a minute, strike that.
How about "No, not in the face.."or "Inspiring nervous laughter and averted gazes since----."
What? Like the Holy Spirit doesn't have a sense of irony...PALEEEASE!!
Intrepid MOm: how about this...Getting all my best moves from teh Holy Spirit!Jimbob: I like them!
You just might become my patron saint Jimbob. ;)
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