Caption away in the midrash box.
UPDATE! We have three winners among the great selections this time around....
From Jennifer: Evidence of the little-known alternative text to the Pauline epistle, which adds that those who do not run as if to win the race, but merely participate in the 'fun run', can still hope to earn a commemorative t-shirt.
From Beez: They divided the price tags among them and for the T-Shirt, which was without seam, they cast lots.
(p.s. Beez' profile says he is discerning a vocation to the priesthood and is from my old college town, so applaud his win and say a few prayers for him too. Beez, did you go to UMW?)
From Joel of Crummy Church Signs: How many times can YOU bench-press the sins of the world?