7 Yr Old Son: Mom, I want to be a saint.
Mom: That's great, son. Everyone should want to be a saint.
Son: Yeah, but I want to be a saint while I'm still a kid. So-- what do I have to do to be a saint?
Mom: Um. (Thinking: how to put this in seven year old terms). Well, you basically need to do what God wants you to do with your life, to pray, and be good for God.
Son: That's great! I've been doing that practically my whole life!
Son: Mom, I don't want to get married.Saving this for the hagiography.
Mom: Why not?
Son: Well, for three reasons. Number one, I want to be a saint. Number two, most saints weren't married. And number three, I want a dog.