Thursday, July 19, 2007

Truth Is Stranger #52: IM Fr Da Lord

Back briefly to report on another sign of the impending apocalypse:



Kyrie Eleison. Christe Eleison. Kyrie Eleison.

I know God speaks through scripture, prayer, dreams, visions, and more. But I draw the line at a Blackberry. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God.

If you want to have some fun though...share what you think God would IM you on your Blackberry, AOL messenger, whatever.

6 comments:

Jeff Miller said...

From one post I had about Instant Messaging confessions.

FATHR 4GIVE ME 4 I ½ SINNED
I 4NOCATED 1X, DRANK & 8 2 MUCH, HAD 6UL THOUGHTS

SAY 6X HM & 6X OF

I 4GIVE U IN THE NAME OF THE FATHR, SON, HOLY SPIR8

BLESS U, C U LTR

Hidden One said...

DER HIDEN1 HNDZ 2GTHR THS IZ GD NOW GIME AL UR LIFE COZ I GT LITNIN BLTZ ND I NO HOW 2 UZ THM

{Rough translation, though it loses something: Dear Hidden One, hands together. This is God. Now give me all your life because I've got lightning bolts and I know how to use them.)

C U N CNFESHUN

(Somewhat more obvious.)

IT SAY UKARIST NOT UDAKRIST

(Loses too much in translation for me to translate it.)

The Ironic Catholic said...

Ah, the difficulty with locutions demonstrated yet again--I have little clue what you all are saying.

Domini Sumus said...

I love this one!

IT SAY UKARIST NOT UDAKRIST

Allen said...

Hmmm... Perhaps "It says, 'Eucharist,' not, 'You da Christ'?
But I have no idea "It" is, or what that means.

The Ironic Catholic said...

That would be the Papal It, Allen.

Just kidding--I've no idea.