Thursday, September 06, 2007

Caption Contest #30


Hat tip to the Shrine, which tips Anglican Wanderings.

UPDATE! We have winners!
Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew: From infancy to ascension in one photo shoot.

Megan: The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!

oh wait...

It's the Second Coming! It's the Second Coming!

--I.C.

17 comments:

moritz said...

these are tiptoes? do i understand right?

Cathy_of_Alex said...

Ugly.

I'm sorry, I.C.. I know you were looking for something witty, but "ugly" is the first thing that leapt to mind.

Allen said...

Scene from the latest of edition of Heaven's Funniest Home Videos! The angel Klutzomel ascends too slowly and gets his feet in this shot.

This experimental religious art installation was swiftly shut down because the bishop feared too many people were trying to look up Jesus' robe!

Or maybe it's a demonstration of the tragic things that happen when the Zen Yogi firewalking class meets directly above Iconarium.

Actually, this is a pic from the instructional booklet "18 things to do with our rubber severed feet gag and an oversized bundt cake pan." You really don't want to know what the other 17 are!

jesusfreak70x7 said...

Honey, I told you that ceiling needed to be repaired!!!

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

From infancy to ascension in one photo shoot.

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

It does make me rethink the phrase "going through the roof!"

The Ironic Catholic said...

Cathy of Alex...I never claimed it was pretty! ;) Just odd.

Tony said...

For those who cannot pray the Our Father without a hand to hold, reach up...

Megan said...

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Oh, wait.

It's the second coming! It's the second coming!

Mac McLernon said...

C'mon, IC... how can you possibly caption this one?? I mean, this is the Chapel of the Ascension in the Anglican church at Walsingham...

...you couldn't invent this stuff!

(I have to confess to doing my best to destroy ecumenical relations here: after wandering round all the Rosary Mystery Chapels, I got to this one - the Second Glorious - and was a little confused by the painting (the photo disguises how tiny the chapels are)... and then I looked up... and guffawed out loud!!)

Trubador said...

"Udderly Haevenly"

KaleJ said...

If only that blinding reflection was a bit higher...

Catholic Bibliophagist said...

I thought those things hanging down were gloves -- what are those dark things if not fingers?

Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

It's Anglicans? How about...

"Ooooo, Jesus, who does your pedicure!? It's absolutely fab!"

beez said...

Into thy hands, Lord, I commend my artwork

Adoro te Devote said...

Jesus, those mudflaps are defective. And so is the ceiling. And the artwork.

Get an attorney, quick!

Andrew Teather said...

I took this photo because whenever I see the real thing, it makes me smile and pray and reflect on Christs love for us. I am afraid that I have never had nor thought of a pedicure in my life.