Thursday, September 27, 2007
Temptation Of A Blogger
In my ongoing quest to imitate Christ in all things, I was tempted at the top of a modern mountain yesterday: an office building. I was staring, entranced, over the entire WiFied city, watching people sip Starbucks while IM-ing. Then some strange guy sidled up, wearing a really intense red power tie, blackberrying me: "All these blog visitors I shall give to you, if you will prostrate yourself and worship me." I threw my Palm Pilot at him, shouting, "Dude, get off my screen. I serve God and Him alone. As for me and my blog, we will serve the Lord." And he lost his connection.
Then I got out my spray paint and marked my victory.
That seraphic scaffolding was a huge help. Props to the Holy Angels.