If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Once a staple of the twentieth century, the public prayer booth was quickly superseded by the cellular confessor and quietly faded away into history.
Forced by recent lawsuits to increase revenues, God "enhances services" by turning to pay-per-prayer.
"The new evangelization" takes an unusual turn.
"Please deposit ninety cents for the first three Hail Mary's and twenty-five cents for each additional Hail Mary.
Of course, in Jerusalem, it's a local call.
I had to stop using these because I kept getting a: "Not you again!" response because of overuse.
Hmmm...and right on the Navy Pier, too.
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