Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Latest In Bad Religious Marketing

The Electronic Rosary

OK. But ways in which it could be worse?
  • Tone specific beeps after each Hail Mary (high), Our Father (low), and Glory Be (three identical static beeps for the Trinity).
  • Ringtone for each mystery remembered: Sorrowful ("O Sacred Head Now Wounded"), Glorious ("Jesus Christ is Risen Today"), Joyful ("Jesus, Lover of My Soul"), and Luminous ("O Radiant Light").
  • "Ta-Dah! Way to honor The Blessed Mother and grow closer to Christ! See you tomorrow!" ending after closing prayer.

1 comment:

Maddy said...

We old foggies must move with the times you know! 7000 since April?