Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence.
Wow, I didn't know anyone was watching me make dinner Friday night!
But, thank you. You're far too kind, for a mindless randomizer of a widget.
(I'm back to my serious writing project tonight, and this gift of charity above has inspired me to get it done. Back to the blog on Wednesday.)
Surrealist Compliment Generator
Hat tip: Happy Catholic.