Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Top Theological Pick-Up Lines NOT to Use

Twenty of them! from the evangelical site Parchment and Pen. A few:

19. “Looking at you makes me reconsider preterism, because you are heaven on earth.”

18. “Paul said that it was better to marry than to burn. Therefore, I am under God’s mandate to marry you.”

16. “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you.”

15. “I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”

14. ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”

10. “The Bible says that God is not concerned with outer appearance . . . neither should you.”

5. “The site of you leaves me apophatic.”

4. “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”

3. “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”

...Find the rest here. (HT to Locusts and Honey.)

--In the mood for more? The famous Top Ten Orthodox Pick Up Lines from Envoy magazine.

1 comment:

Diesel said...

I'm so using these. On my wife.