Thursday, October 25, 2007

Truth Is Stranger #61: There Are No Words

From a website apparently intending to promote the Gospel called We Are Fishermen:




"I am Victory" figurine.
There are four more: Jesus running a football, riding a Harley, rising a bucking bronco, and holding a "Will Work for Food". (OK. the last one was kind of interesting. But...)

I tell you, this inspires reverence. Not.
In fact, it may even be worse than this.

HT to Ship O' Fools.

9 comments:

KaleJ said...

not to nitpick, but that is a bull he is riding, not a bronc. But leave it to a former NoDak boy to have to point that out to a Minnesotan. :)

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

I suppose heading the ball is out of the question if you happen to be wearing a crown of thorns.

I*Crusade said...

Ugh...
Whats next a kung fu grip figure with an acessory to use slime to heal the lepers?

The Ironic Catholic said...

KaleJ--I stand corrected. :)

Intrepid Mother: ugh. Hadn't thought of that. Thanks for conjuring THAT image for me!

i*crusade: don't give them ideas.

Anonymous said...

I HONEASTLY thought, at first glance, it was the BURGER KING guy.

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

I had envisioned what it would do to the ball (not His head), so it was actually funny. Are you visualizing a deflated soccer ball stuck to the crown yet?

Eaquae Legit said...

intrepid mother: I don't know about anyone else, but that image just made ME giggle.

Johnny said...

Oh my, really Jesus riding a Harley? Why? I though he stuck to walking and ridng mules.

Carolina Cannonball said...

oh, theres more then 4. Scroll over.... ack! surfer Jesus, rock climbing Jesus and skateboarding Jesus oh yeah and Jesus in fatiques holding doves. I just ate. Now I have to be sick.