If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Excuse me -- I have a devil of a cold. Do you have anything for that?
Ohmigosh! It's the decongestant of the Beast!!
"Are you 'sick sick sick'?""Then try '666'! It will send your cold straight to hell in no time fast!""
Maximum Strength 666 Cold and Alergy; for those times you just feel like hell.
666, for temporary relief of that pesky congested conscience
for we your fever is hot as hades
Sometimes even Beelzebub needs relief...
Tame the Beast!
Family Trusted for 100 Years... That is, if your family is called Legion.
Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast. For it is the number of an over-the-counter medication: and the number of it is six hundred sixty-six.
Not only can you get the mark of the beast on your forehead, you can take it to relieve that nasty headcold.
"If anyone has wisdom, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man--with a big cold."
Sin got you worried? Apply 666 here and you'll never worry about sin again:)
Another fine product from Nero Pharmeceuticals. See package for grand drawing contest. First prize - all expense paid trip to Rome for the great Colesium orgy and human torch extravaganza.
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