If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Rejected signs:"Jesus is making you an offer you can't refuse""Leave the sin, take the cannoli.""Jesus: I never thought you were a bad consiglieri. I thought Satan was a bad don.""Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this righteousness as gift on my Son's wedding day."
Ha!Nobody gets hurt? So much for the persecuted Church, then...
Post a Comment