In Yahoo News:
An Oregon woman woke up one morning to find her front yard's pine tree, the decorated center of neighborhood Christmas cheer, chopped down and stolen. (That's low. Very, very low.)
So... she's going to decorate the stump.
I don't know if she's Catholic, but this has Catholic guilt (drive by and weep ye silent stealing sinner) written all over it. And she's officially one up on the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I like it.
Full story here.