If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Addressing the annual convention of Santas, Pope Benedict reconsiders the wisdom of wearing ermine to the event...
Silly links. Here's the link to the Holy Father in ermine: http://www.catholicpressphoto.com/servizi/2006-12-08-piazza-spagna/images/prevs/2006-12-08-spagna%2007.jpgAnd another: http://www.repubblica.it/2003/e/gallerie/esteri/camauro/afp72919392112130717_big.jpg
"Will the real Saint Nick please stand up?"or"I'm Sparta-uhhh, I mean Santa."
The center spread of the new holiday-themed photo-puzzle book "Where's Baby Jesus?".
Paul Cat, You beat me to it!Maybe, "Moments later, the sound waves created by 700 hearty ho-ho-hos caused a large section of downtown Miami to collapse."Or, "But there's still only one Jesus."Perhaps, "The explanation for America's milk-and-cookie shortage." Or for the Brits, "We're gonna need a lot more mince pies!"What is the collective noun for a bunch of folks in Santa Claus suits, anyway? A jolly of Santas? A sack of Santas?
What is the collective noun for a bunch of folks in Santa Claus suits, anyway?I'm guessing a small group would be called a whiff of Santas. This larger sized group though, would be called a stench of Santas.
Thousands of people misunderstood an announcement that the Holy Father would appear and address the crowds regarding his recently-released Apostolic Exhortation, "Sancti Clausus" (Holy to the End)......
"Christmas in the Matrix can sometimes be a bit confusing".
That's a long row to Ho, Ho, Ho
"Yes, Virginia. Yes. Yes! Yes!"
If I had a Nicholas for every time I heard "Jingle Bell Rock" . . . .
The dry cleaner had no idea what a turnout there'd be to his FREE SANTA SUIT CLEANING ad!
I am chiming in a bit late on this one, but here it is anywho.In a move of solidarity with Pope Benedict XVI, thousands of men dressed in ermine trimmed red velvet arrived at the pope's general audience chanting,"Benedict's our man.Dress snazzy, he can."Their bellies shook like jellyas they shouted,"Go home Zeffirelli"
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