Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Christmas Shopping Simplified, Redux

More options for the shopping faithful to consider (or openly cringe).

No, it's not just a statuette...

It's a memory stick! It's a call to venerate! Well, maybe.

("Oh Maria, Keep My Data Safe" is thoughtfully engraved on the plastic halo.)

Buy the "Oh Maria USB" here.

p.s. if you're out shopping, and hate deciphering coupons, please do yourself a favor and read this glorious rant. Rated PG 13.


Diane said...

You forgot to mention the beating heart while transferring data!

John said...

Alas, it doesn't meet the system requirements of my Protestant Mariology.