Saturday, December 01, 2007

Journalists: Free Obtuse Headlines About Encyclical Here

Check out some of the headlines of press reactions to the encyclical Spe Salvi at The Curt Jester (complete with links).

"Pope attacks 'cruel and unjust' atheism in his message of hope"

"Pope Benedict and the Crusade Against Atheism"

"New Papal encyclical blasts atheism, promises hope"

--Groundbreaking reporting, folks!

But if they need some more obtuse and obvious headlines; I'm happy to oblige:

"Pope Benedict Believes God Exists"

"Pope Benedict Believes God is Good"

"Pope Read 1 Corinthians 13, Enjoyed It"

"Pope Believes Christianity Makes People Happy"

"Pope Benedict Is Catholic, At Peace"


("Pope Benedict Waves Hello To Diesel At")

1 comment:

Poppy Buxom said...

You forgot "Benedict XVI supports Vatican."