A few tidbits to whet the appetite (somewhat cleaned up, sorry):
1. For all of you who come to church and talk and gossip all the way until Mass starts: shut the **** up! Other people are trying to say their **** prayers. Please avail yourself of the modern invention called the "telephone" to do your gossiping. Detraction and gossip are sins you know. Don't even know what "detraction" is? Look it up.HT: Locusts and Honey.
2. You don't have to wear a tie (men) or a fancy hat (women) like we're freakin' baptists, but have some decency. How much money did it cost to air-condition this church? So put on some long pants, you can stand it. Don't wear your favorite tasteless message t-shirt. And ladies, this is not the place to show off your big bosoms.
3. Oh, and all of you with crying babies: God bless you! Everybody is welcome in church, and that's what babies do. Anybody gives you a dirty look, tell them to go **** in their hat. God blessed you with new life, and all they have is a crabby disposition. But for you with noisy teenagers: beat them.