Monday, January 07, 2008
Up-Close "View of the Pit"
(IC and Sic* are mulling over financial woes, and getting a bit punchy.)
Sic: You know, we could start a website selling little figurines of God, only they have the buyer's face. We could call it ohmyGod.com .
IC: Hmmm, there's a solution. Take the "straight to hell, don't pass go" route?
Sic: Yeah, basically, but it would take off. You know those "My Twinn" dolls DD#1 wanted? Narcissism incarnate? Case closed.
IC: There's always money in idolatry futures, I guess.
Sic: We've got to make sure that we get a little figurine of George Burns though.
IC: OK, so if I put this on our tax form, what would I put down as my profession? "Professional Idolator?"
Sic: You're going to blog about this, aren't you.
p.s. I wouldn't check out ohmyGod.com. I haven't checked, but I bet you it's a porn site.
* Sic=spouse of the Ironic Catholic