Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Apocalypse Approacheth #873

Still dealing with the lingering flu. This picture didn't help a bit.

Cumfrt, cumfrt o my pepl.



Allen said...

"I asked you to put the text on the sign, not text the sign!"

These people will be horrified to discover that the Heaven entrance exam includes a spelling test.

Apparently, some modern, Martin Luther has added a thesis or two below the main marquee.

Brian Michael Page said...

Cumfrt, cumfrt o my pepl.

The translation of the day is now Yo, my peeps, chillax!


Ray from MN said...

Can your typical college student these days fit the ten page essay on one side of a sheet of paper these days?

That could be the greatest advancement in reducing the carbon footprint since the invention of the 100 mpg carburetor that GM still has locked up in its vaults.

P.S. I see that S.I.C. has made the news!

Niall Mor said...

LOLCat church signs?

philangelus said...

Have you ever visited the LOLcat Bible? Srsly. Mebee dey kwoted from dis?

The Ironic Catholic said...

Allen--love the spelling test idea. E-s-c-h-a-t-o-l-o-g-e-e. No wait...y! logy! Aaughhhhhhhh! (channeling Monty Python)

Brian--in another age: Let it be, bro.

Ray--yes, we're hoping he'll get time off for good behavior. ;)

Niall and Philangelus--yes LOLcat. I honestly don't know what the heck that even means. But I'm trying to pretend I never saw the LOLcat Bible. I think I need to bathe my eyes in Holy Water or something.

Adrienne said...


Allen said...

Actually, the lolcat "bible" tranlates it thusly:
"I iz here so u can has lots of lif."


Panda Rosa said...

Of course, it could be several of the other letters had gone missing.

PraiseDivineMercy said...

I might have forgiven it if the sign was in l337, but this is just wrong.

Anonymous said...

This English major is nursing an aching head after noting this sign... I just gotta chillax, cuz Will Shaxpere would not B 2 cool seein' this kind of stuff. Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

If they just completely eliminated the vowels, they could claim to be doing some kind of Semitic language thingy.