If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"I asked you to put the text on the sign, not text the sign!"These people will be horrified to discover that the Heaven entrance exam includes a spelling test.Apparently, some modern, Martin Luther has added a thesis or two below the main marquee.
Cumfrt, cumfrt o my pepl.The translation of the day is now Yo, my peeps, chillax!BMP
Can your typical college student these days fit the ten page essay on one side of a sheet of paper these days?That could be the greatest advancement in reducing the carbon footprint since the invention of the 100 mpg carburetor that GM still has locked up in its vaults.P.S. I see that S.I.C. has made the news!
LOLCat church signs?
Have you ever visited the LOLcat Bible? Srsly. Mebee dey kwoted from dis?http://lolcatbible.com
Allen--love the spelling test idea. E-s-c-h-a-t-o-l-o-g-e-e. No wait...y! logy! Aaughhhhhhhh! (channeling Monty Python)Brian--in another age: Let it be, bro.Ray--yes, we're hoping he'll get time off for good behavior. ;)Niall and Philangelus--yes LOLcat. I honestly don't know what the heck that even means. But I'm trying to pretend I never saw the LOLcat Bible. I think I need to bathe my eyes in Holy Water or something.
Actually, the lolcat "bible" tranlates it thusly: "I iz here so u can has lots of lif." (shudder)
Of course, it could be several of the other letters had gone missing.
I might have forgiven it if the sign was in l337, but this is just wrong.
This English major is nursing an aching head after noting this sign... I just gotta chillax, cuz Will Shaxpere would not B 2 cool seein' this kind of stuff. Lord, what fools these mortals be!
If they just completely eliminated the vowels, they could claim to be doing some kind of Semitic language thingy.
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