If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Saint Francis calls upon the Lord to work the Miracle of the Stopped Italian Traffic so that he and his companions may safely cross the street. or,"Go straight past the guy in ecstatic prayer; then take the first right and follow that road until you come to an intersection..."
"Oh, Lord, why will you not send a sign to show me where you will lead me?"
So present was the spirit, that even the traffic signs cried ot
Inscribed at the base of the statue:Things really solidified for me while I was standing here waiting for the Rapture. Perhaps I misinterpreted the signs.
Even the patient St. Francis throws up his hands at the sight of Italian drivers!
Things just keep looking up with Jesus!
"My brothers, when you walk through a village, preach the gospel. If necessary, use words. And whatever you do, obey the traffic signs - the fines are hefty!"
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