- Liturgical poledancing!
- Communion buffet!
- Gym rope-climb to Heaven!
- Grand Theft Auto III: Jerusalem Stories!
- Blessing of the Sharks service!
- Rant stations!
My own addition, "the Baptismal Super Soaker for kids", is sadly based in some reality. I went to the Shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City and bought a small icon for friends that I wished to be blest. So my friends and I walked over to the waiting priest, and he squirted it with a water gun filled with holy water. Yep. A water gun, just like in the picture here. Except it was neon orange (and unless you're Zen Buddhist, that never passes as a liturgical color).
Thank goodness God works through some pretty weird stuff.