Monday, March 31, 2008

Caption Contest #45


Found here.

UPDATE! We have a winner:
Larry from (new satire blog!) Acts of the Apostasy:
"Here is the Church, here is the steeple, open the door...say, how come there's no people?"

13 comments:

Athanasius contra mundum said...

Does that really exist?

Jeff Miller said...

I bet they have no parishoners. They stopped making the perfect model after Mary.

Domini Sumus said...

Apparently so. www.theperfectchurch.org

axegrinder said...

If I'm not mistaken, that church is in Atlanta, my hometown. I've driven by it.

They had a radio show at one point with the tag line: "The perfect church, the perfect congregation, the perfect pastor" or something to that effect.

It reminded me of the old quip "If you ever find the perfect church, do not become a member, because it will no longer be perfect once you join."

And so, I never visited.

Kiwi Nomad 2008 said...

Polite notice: "Please remember to bring cleaning materials in with you, so you can wipe up your dirt as you leave."

Ma Beck said...

That's for sure in Hotlanta.

I'd recognize those MARTA signs anywhere.

(Sorry, IC, I have nothing, caption-wise.)

jesusfreak70x7 said...

does that traffic light turn green when the perfect parishoner arrives so that they can go in? how does it know?

KaleJ said...

Finally a church I could be happy at!

or

Individual results may very.

CMinor said...

Guess they took that
"Be ye perfect, as your Father in Heaven is perfect" thing literally.

Atlanta has some odd churches. Axegrinder, I trust you're familiar with the Church in the Now in Conyers? (We think it looks like an arcade.)

Paul Smith Jr. said...

Did anyone else notice the music they play is copied from a CD? Apparently copyright violation doesn't ruin perfection.

Anonymous said...

Only perfect people need apply for membership.

LarryD said...

"Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door...say, how come there's no people?"

WillyJ said...

I am very interested in meeting the bricklayer, the painter, and the plumber too.