If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Does that really exist?
I bet they have no parishoners. They stopped making the perfect model after Mary.
Apparently so. www.theperfectchurch.org
If I'm not mistaken, that church is in Atlanta, my hometown. I've driven by it. They had a radio show at one point with the tag line: "The perfect church, the perfect congregation, the perfect pastor" or something to that effect.It reminded me of the old quip "If you ever find the perfect church, do not become a member, because it will no longer be perfect once you join."And so, I never visited.
Polite notice: "Please remember to bring cleaning materials in with you, so you can wipe up your dirt as you leave."
That's for sure in Hotlanta.I'd recognize those MARTA signs anywhere.(Sorry, IC, I have nothing, caption-wise.)
does that traffic light turn green when the perfect parishoner arrives so that they can go in? how does it know?
Finally a church I could be happy at! orIndividual results may very.
Guess they took that "Be ye perfect, as your Father in Heaven is perfect" thing literally.Atlanta has some odd churches. Axegrinder, I trust you're familiar with the Church in the Now in Conyers? (We think it looks like an arcade.)
Did anyone else notice the music they play is copied from a CD? Apparently copyright violation doesn't ruin perfection.
Only perfect people need apply for membership.
"Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door...say, how come there's no people?"
I am very interested in meeting the bricklayer, the painter, and the plumber too.
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