Monday, April 14, 2008

Caption Contest #46


Found here.

UPDATE! We have a winner!
Allen's Brain: The toughest part is getting the Christian to lie still on the copier.

14 comments:

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Don't we call this "Baptism"?

Paul Cat said...
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Paul Cat said...

Bill Watterson begins writing a new Calvin and Hobbes "the Later Years" comic strip. In it Calvin resurrects his duplication machine and sets it to the service of God.

Criffton said...

For the pro-contraception Christians.

or

The parish's premarital counseling office.

Tim said...

The Human Cloning Initiative (HCI), a political action committee in support of human cloning, thought they had finally come up with a strategy for advancing their cause with Christians, by positioning cloning as a way to fill the pews and the collection basket.

Allen's Brain said...

Well, it worked for their sign, apparently.

Because who knows what those heathen at Kinko's will do with our money?!

"So there I was, xeroxing my butt in the seminary office, when I got this idea..."

The toughest part is getting the Christian to lie still on the copier.

Scene from the church-sanctioned remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Brian Michael Page said...
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Brian Michael Page said...

CHRISTIAN DUPLICATING SERVICE

Christian Duplicating Service

BMP
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Buffy said...

Heathen duplicating service around the corner at #4...

Buffy said...

correction : at number #666...yeah

JimmyV said...

Double your treasure,
double confirmation,
with Christian Duplication!

Christine said...

"...in case you're feeling alone in the world lately..."

Tim said...

We Specialize in Loaves and Fishes! Ask about our "70 Times 7" Special!

KaleJ said...

Cuz there are never enough.

Or

"which is inscribed a new name, which no one knows except the one who receives it." Except for the dups!