If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Don't we call this "Baptism"?
Bill Watterson begins writing a new Calvin and Hobbes "the Later Years" comic strip. In it Calvin resurrects his duplication machine and sets it to the service of God.
For the pro-contraception Christians.orThe parish's premarital counseling office.
The Human Cloning Initiative (HCI), a political action committee in support of human cloning, thought they had finally come up with a strategy for advancing their cause with Christians, by positioning cloning as a way to fill the pews and the collection basket.
Well, it worked for their sign, apparently.Because who knows what those heathen at Kinko's will do with our money?!"So there I was, xeroxing my butt in the seminary office, when I got this idea..."The toughest part is getting the Christian to lie still on the copier.Scene from the church-sanctioned remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
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correction : at number #666...yeah
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Cuz there are never enough.Or"which is inscribed a new name, which no one knows except the one who receives it." Except for the dups!
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