Friday, April 11, 2008

Things To (Not) Do At Your Oral Comprehensive Exams

...according to Alive and Young...even if it is in Theology.


  • Sing the opening to Jesus Christ Superstar for the answer to the first question.
  • When the Oral exam begins, ask the panel if they will join you in a spirit filled prayer (shecameinahondashecameinahondashecameinahondashecameinahonda -aljksdflkjasdfmumbublemumbble). Let the prayer last 12 of the 15 mins aloted for the oral.
  • Insist that the panelist refer to you by your Hebrew name Mahershalalhashbaz. Tell them it's spelled how it's pronounced.
See them all here.


CMinor said...

I suppose that "shecameinahonda" thing would refer to Mary's car (she must have had one, because when my oldest kid was three he concluded that she drove the paralytic to his meeting with Jesus.)

And as we know from Acts, the disciples were all of one Accord!


The Ironic Catholic said...

CMinor: That's horrible.

I love it.