Thursday, July 03, 2008

Caption Contest #51


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UPDATE! We have winners! And these were hands down the best set of captions for any one of these contests to date. Great job, everyone.

DMinor: Blessed are the par-makers....

Allen: "It was a challenge," says Ted, "but I nailed it."
AND
Fore! God so loved the world....

PaulCat: This is the worst rendition of a passion play I have ever seen.
AND
And Jesus said, "If you wish to be my disciple you must putt up the cross and follow me."

13 comments:

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

"The easiest hole in 1 you'll ever see"

John said...

The guides at The Holy Land Experience had only more trouble exegetically justifying the windmill at the next hole.

Allen's Brain said...

-"It was a challenge," says Ted, "but I nailed it."

-Strangely, every putt-putt course in LaCrosse, WI looks like this one.

-This one's easy. The previous hole is a walking-on-water hazzard!

-And on the next hole, you have to get the ball out of the cave without disturbing the linen wrappings!

Allen's Brain said...

"Fore! God so loved the world..."

The Ironic Catholic said...

You all are an inspiration in weirdness. Thanks. Keep 'em coming....

Paul Cat said...

-John didn't realize he would be facing the crux of the matter on the 3rd hole.

-This is the worst rendition of a passion play I have ever seen.

-A stations of the cross themed miniature golf course proved to be a read cross for the town's folk to bear.

-And Jesus said, "If you wish to be my disciple you must putt up the cross and follow me."

Paul Cat said...

errr.... correction:

--"A stations of the cross themed miniature golf course proved to be a real cross for the town's folk to bear."

LarryD said...

"Yeah, I like this hole, except you have to wait 3 days to get your ball back"

Allen's Brain said...

"An inspiration in weirdness": That may be the most beautifully apt compliment I've ever received. sniff

sjs said...

Having been dropped from the General Calendar, Saint Duffer, patron of golfers, finds himself called upon less and less, and on small and often astro-turfed links.

Margaret Catherine said...

'Tis easier for a golfer to make a hole-in-one...

CMinor said...

I'm in awe, but here goes anyway!

(Everybody sing with me:)

Oh, I'll putt on the Old Rugged Cross,
And I'll feel mighty smug when I do;
'Cause when I play the Old Rugged Cross,
I'm a holier putter than you!

DMinor said...

Two from me:

And on the seventh hole, my game was redeemed.

Blessed are the par-makers . . . .