If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"Well, if the Pope looks like Emperor Palpatine, I don't see why I can't wear Darth Vader vestments."
"...and also with you."
Zenit reports that the bishop crowned a new Lord of the Sith today
Say nothing. Act natural.
"Luke... I am your father... So, why haven't you written a gospel about ME?"
"The ability to cross a street is insignificant compared to the power of The Force"
Darth Vader returns from the Dark Side - but still has to walk behind the priests.
New in town, Vader guessed incorrectly that he was entering the local Jedi Temple.
What do you mean I don't belong in the procession? I find your lack of faith disturbing . . . .orThe last straw was when the LifeTeen group organized a Star Wars Mass . . . .
Hey wait up! Stormtroopers are you not?
The Prodigal Sith?
Wearing the newly approved vestments for the special Feast of the Miticlorians, Father Anakin Skywalker, a member of the Franciscan Order of the Jedi, processes in to celebrate Mass with the other priests. He has recently returned to full communion with the Pope and Magesterium after leaving SSPX order of the Sith.I hope God doesn't zap me for this... ;-P
As when Dave saw a Corpus Christi procession and left his friends at the ticket line for the first movie of the Star Wars trilogy, one of his friend remarked, "Guys, I think he just found a new hope."
It all started when Bishop Smith decided he wanted to be more 'relevant' to Youth today...
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