Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Caption Contest #53


HT: Locusts and Honey.

UPDATE! We have a winner:
DMinor: The last straw was when the LifeTeen group organized a Star Wars Mass . . . .

14 comments:

jawats said...

"Well, if the Pope looks like Emperor Palpatine, I don't see why I can't wear Darth Vader vestments."

Bismuth said...

"...and also with you."

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Zenit reports that the bishop crowned a new Lord of the Sith today

Anonymous said...

Say nothing. Act natural.

Trubador said...

"Luke... I am your father... So, why haven't you written a gospel about ME?"

Cathy_of_Alex said...

"The ability to cross a street is insignificant compared to the power of The Force"

deacontc83@yahoo.com said...

Darth Vader returns from the Dark Side - but still has to walk behind the priests.

LarryD said...

New in town, Vader guessed incorrectly that he was entering the local Jedi Temple.

DMinor said...

What do you mean I don't belong in the procession? I find your lack of faith disturbing . . . .

or

The last straw was when the LifeTeen group organized a Star Wars Mass . . . .

WillyJ said...

Hey wait up! Stormtroopers are you not?

Tim said...

The Prodigal Sith?

SonarMan said...

Wearing the newly approved vestments for the special Feast of the Miticlorians, Father Anakin Skywalker, a member of the Franciscan Order of the Jedi, processes in to celebrate Mass with the other priests. He has recently returned to full communion with the Pope and Magesterium after leaving SSPX order of the Sith.

I hope God doesn't zap me for this... ;-P

doorholder said...

As when Dave saw a Corpus Christi procession and left his friends at the ticket line for the first movie of the Star Wars trilogy, one of his friend remarked, "Guys, I think he just found a new hope."

Peter said...

It all started when Bishop Smith decided he wanted to be more 'relevant' to Youth today...