Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Weather: An Apophatic Front Sweeps In Today

Periods of apophatic darkness including ways of negation over far northern Minnesota, should make a paradigm shift into northern Wisconsin, processing but not spirating well north of the metro area.

The hypostatic union may spark numerous parabolic metaphors from late Tuesday night into Friday, ripe for nighttime analogical imagination capable of localized cataphaticism.

Eschatological forecast: 1.5" of dogma by Friday, some interpretation over the millenia, when most apocalyptic language should pass to our south, over Iowa. Next age should be clear (but yet more windy) than the last.


HT: my grad class this summer

Humor-blogs.com expects tornadic activity everyday.

3 comments:

Nadja Magdalena said...

That is so funny...and so incomprehensible for a knuckle-head like me!

Meredith Gould said...

Brilliant! A keeper.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

I must need a drink, for I understood that...