Friday, August 22, 2008

Caption Contest #57



Last contest winner.

UPDATE! We have a winner!
Truthfinder: Somehow, fasting at the monastery was never a difficult discipline.

10 comments:

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

The chubby little Fransciscan, who usually ate everything with joy, turned away from the collard greens, insisting that he preferred cream style corn instead. Besides, he said a bit condescendingly, St. Francis never mentioned brother, sister, or even third cousin once removed collard green!

IC said...

or to put it another way:

Even mendicants say no to collard greens.

Allen's Brain said...

From the makers of Allen's Brain brand Silliness...

"I do like greens," said Brother Bubba. "It's the brand name that worries me."

Anonymous said...

The good friar can't get Soylent Green out of his head!

CMinor said...

Brother Kewpius, the refector, keeps the bustling abbey's many monks and guests fed economically by purchasing food in wholesale quantities whenever he can.

(Oh, and take it from a Suhthun gal, folks--try e'm cooked up with a little bacon, and drizzle a little hot pepper vinegar over 'em at the table--they're actually pretty good. Don't forget the cornbread.)

truthfinder said...

Somehow, fasting at the monastery was never a difficult discipline.

DMinor said...

Friar Tuck-in recommends Allen's Sunshine brand Roman Collard Greens. "They'll put color in your cheeks!"

Panda Rosa said...

Why do I keep thinking of Satan tempting Christ: Why not turn some of these Collard Greens into Bread? Cornbread, of course.

LarryD said...

Fremont the Friar regretted turning down the Travelocity offer, mistakenly thinking the internet was just going to be a passing fad.

truthfinder said...

I won! Yay! I've never won a caption contest before. My co-worker topped me,though. After reading mine, he said HIS would have been, "After consuming the ENTIRE institutional-sized can of collard greens, Brother Jonas used the empty can as a shelter for the homeless."