Thursday, September 11, 2008

Caption Contest #60

Sent by reader Blaise (thanks!). Last winner here.

UPDATE! We have a winner:
Gregory, Kinda Kitschy: Not compatible with certain Mel Gibson films.

12 comments:

WillyJ said...

Comes with free bootleg disks, conscience not included

Gregory said...

Not compatible with certain Mel Gibson films.

CMinor said...

Guaranteed to fry beyond recognition your "Veggie Tales" and "Passion of the Christ" box sets, on contact.

CMinor said...

Darn, Gregory--ya had to go there, didn't you?

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

Great, I wasted perfectly good money on Benny Hinn's Greatest Healings DvD!

Bismuth said...

But is it spiritual?

jenniferfitz said...

Compatible with DVD's produced by China, North Korea, and the ACLU.

Allen's Brain said...

Actually, there's a colon missing.
The sign should read "Religion: Free DVD Player."

That is indeed "good news."

Allen's Brain said...

dcn scott dodge, The Benny Hinn dvds ARE a waste of money. The hole in the middle keeps healing up, so they won't play right.

Plus, there is no captioning feature for the glossolalia segments.

Very disappointing.

Niall Mor said...

Richard Dawkins wondered why his garage sale wasn't going well.

DMinor said...

This DVD player has bad resolution. You can't decipher the Good News, either.


or


Works only with R.E.M. videos

Paul Cat said...

Panasonic's new "Marx-Engel" DVD player was initially met with a communal dislike.