Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Church Bulletin Gaffes

Some of these are new to me...including

  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility.
  • The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
  • Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

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