Tuesday, September 16, 2008

My Lazy Funny Post

From the very amusing lazy blogger's post generator, HT to John. I did this barely looking at the multiple options. Think "multiple choices mad libs" and go have some fun.

Abject apologies I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since they let me out!... You would not believe I'm normally a control freak. Dudes!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, hoping you haven't found other blogs, just generally being a terrible burden to the secret service, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second star on the right, straight on to sun down and beyond. I am beyond drunk most of the time. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors think of me as I battle mine enemies. Go with God, good friends. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

Sadly, this is funnier than many posts I actually write. Now I'm bummed. But enjoy!


St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

That's really funny. I wish I knew about that sooner, so that I could have kept some semblance of fresh content on my blog while I was on a sabbatical to Real Life.

CMinor said...

Yeah, but that second paragraph'll make you pass out if you try to read it aloud.

Rufus McCain said...

Holy crap! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am swilling chardonnay with a weight-lifting regime, personal projects, just generally being Snow White to my kids, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from 4am to well after sun-down. I am not complaining though. life is good.

I won't promise anything to you but won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. You wanna test me? Until my paycheck dawneth..