If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
The Holy Father scouts for the location of the first Cathedral on Mars....
The Vatican Observatory unveils its entry for the newest Pope-mobile.
When asked to comment on the new hi-tech moveable altar, the Holy Father said the the post-modern crucifix would have to be re-designed, although he appreciated its placing in the new Benedictine arrangement.
"The Vatican suprised the world last Sunday with photos from it's highly secretive space program."
And suddenly, Jack Chick had an idea for his next tract.
coming soon from your local NASA dealer....the 2009 Pope Rover (incense optional)
john,I salute your wit!
In an effort to solidify his reputation as the "Green Pope", the Holy Father makes a cameo appearance in WALL-E II
Here, the church is coming up on its 1000th birthday! Party! Party!
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